Post by @andyc
My parents coming to visit? What makes you think that?
Oh this vacuum cleaner in my hands for the first time in weeks, pure coincidence I assure you.
@hl@social.lol Funny because that's a standing family joke in our house. Our son once cheekily remarked 'God - you only ever hoover when someone is coming round'. We made him hoover the entire house even when no-one was coming as a punishment.
