Post by @andyc

dick_turpin :essex: :cc:
@dick_turpin @mastodon.org.uk

I mean, seriously, who's going to enforce this?

π—•π˜‚π˜€ π——π—Ώπ—Άπ˜ƒπ—²π—Ώ: "Oi mate, can I have your name and address for playing that boom box? Ooh! I appear to be leaking from a 12" inch blade in my side"

π—•π˜‚π˜€ π——π—Ώπ—Άπ˜ƒπ—²π—Ώ: "Hello, PC Plod? Can you send some coppers to meet me on Jamaica Road? There's a hoodie on my bus with a boom box."

π—₯π—Όπ˜‡π˜‡π—²π—Ώ: "All our officers are busy watching blokes dressed in black and wearing ski masks."

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm89z0

@dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk Seems to be a Burnham trait. We're going to fix everything including minor irritations. Not sharing any details though. Oh no.

Replying to @andyc
dick_turpin :essex: :cc:
@dick_turpin @mastodon.org.uk

@andyc It's named after one of your favourite bands

Cheap trick.

People need to ask themselves: Which would I prefer, being able to afford a bus ride with fuel prices through the roof, or fifteen minutes of audible inconvenience?

Burnham should spend his time finding cheap fuel rather than throwing bread to the masses.