Post by @dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk

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@dick_turpin @mastodon.org.uk

I mean, seriously, who's going to enforce this?

π—•π˜‚π˜€ π——π—Ώπ—Άπ˜ƒπ—²π—Ώ: "Oi mate, can I have your name and address for playing that boom box? Ooh! I appear to be leaking from a 12" inch blade in my side"

π—•π˜‚π˜€ π——π—Ώπ—Άπ˜ƒπ—²π—Ώ: "Hello, PC Plod? Can you send some coppers to meet me on Jamaica Road? There's a hoodie on my bus with a boom box."

π—₯π—Όπ˜‡π˜‡π—²π—Ώ: "All our officers are busy watching blokes dressed in black and wearing ski masks."

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm89z0

@dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk Seems to be a Burnham trait. We're going to fix everything including minor irritations. Not sharing any details though. Oh no.

Replying to @andyc
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@dick_turpin @mastodon.org.uk

@andyc It's named after one of your favourite bands

Cheap trick.

People need to ask themselves: Which would I prefer, being able to afford a bus ride with fuel prices through the roof, or fifteen minutes of audible inconvenience?

Burnham should spend his time finding cheap fuel rather than throwing bread to the masses.

Andy Wootton
@woo @fosstodon.org

@dick_turpin Once there's a rule, I assume it will be enforced by mature ladies at the end of their tether :-). I'm not sure where the lack of consideration for others came from though. The roads are more like race tracks too. It's just not British.

Replying to @woo@fosstodon.org
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@dick_turpin @mastodon.org.uk

@woo Nobody listens to me. If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times. This is all because nobody says "NO" anymore.

People try to negotiate with 2- and 3-year-old children.

I've had this discussion with my wife numerous times after confronting someone: "But Bubb, how are they going to know that behaviour is unacceptable if nobody tells them?"

Bring back the Birch, I say.

Andy Wootton
@woo @fosstodon.org

@dick_turpin I like some of the 'kind parenting' ideas but I think many people have taken it to irresponsible extremes. I agree that you can't negotiate with a tired 4-year-old. They aren't reasonable beings.

penguin42
@penguin42 @mastodon.org.uk

@dick_turpin I dunno about down there, but we do have ticket inspectors (oops safety officers) who ride the busses randomly and deal with that type of thing - and the driver has his seat with acrylic shield; so meh - I think the normal thing they do is stop the bus until the idiot behaves.